Dogs by me

 one day i ran in to a guy so rad, awesome,and handsome. it turned out to be a mirror though. then i ran into a dog. this time it was not a mirror, thankfully. the dog sniffed me and apparently smelled the beef jerky and trampled me. i ran away from the dog. while i was running more dogs started chasing me after they got a smell of my snack.  eventually  i ran into a junk yard and met some more fierce dogs. i think i’ll just skip to when i got out of the E.R., ok? my mom took me home and i told her about the dogs and the mirror and my snack. she told me to just get some rest. when i was asleep i had   a dream i died.
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My Pillow Sam

 Today I wanted my mom to play Monopoly with me. She said she didn't want to. I got out Brownie and had HIM ask my mom to play with me. My mom said Brownie should play with me but Brownie didn't know how to play Monopoly.

 Mom said I should play Monopoly with my other stuffed animals but sadly they all were in a box that was covered in tons of bags [ ,a lot of people are staying with us right now]. So I just drew a face on a piece of paper, taped it on a pillow, named the pillow Sam, and played monopoly with HIM. Eventually I gave up because it was too depressing playing Monopoly with a pillow. Plus, Sam was winning so that only added on to the depression.

 So, I signed the box for Sam, put the game away, and wrote about me getting beat by a pillow in Monopoly on my blog.
Well, Life is Good...