Chess

                                              "Checkmate"

Acid on the Table

                                                        "OOPS..."

Memoirs of Angels

This was an assignment at school recently, to write a first person report on Acts 10.

Today I had my first assignment!  I was called up and the Lord said to me "Young one, go to a man named Cornelius and tell him to seek a man called Peter."  I had heard of this "Peter" and knew this job was a big one.  I changed form and got taller and then went to Caesarea's market and bought a big, golden bracelet to put over my head.  (for some reason everyone expects angels to have a halo)  I also bought some fake wings.  Then I went to Cornelius' house and, well, I did what I was told (I'm such an angel).  The guy seemed freaked out.  He said he would look for Peter and I left and threw the wings and fake halo away.

I thought that I was done for the day when I was called up again!  The Lord told me to go up to Peter with some other guys with a huge sheet full of stuffed animals and go tell Peter he could eat all of them if he wanted.  We did.  Peter refused three times (this guy has a thing with the number three).  Then we went back home and thought we were a failure, but later we heard that Peter met with Cornelius and then told people about eating meat and meeting people.  So I guess we weren't a failure after all.

The Incredible Journey Book vs. Movie

  The book and movie “The Incredible Journey” have a few similarities and a few differences. If you want to read or watch one of them you’ll want to know what they’re about. When I watched the movie after I read the book the differences were shocking!
The characters, plot, and theme are full of changes. I’ll tell you some now.
  The characters are very different in the book and movie.  In the movie, the labrador is old, but in the book the bull terrier is old.  In the movie, the cat is a female that dislikes dogs.  This creates many arguments between the cat and the bull terrier, named Chance.  In the movie, the boy, Jamie is an added character.  He owns Chance.  In the book, the bull terrier, Bodger is owned by Peter and the labrador is owned by the father.
  The plots had a couple similarities in them and a few parts that were different. The main idea was the same. The three pets, two dogs and a cat, hike their way home to their owners. It’s the details that are a surprise. In the book the three come across a bear, the dogs battle against a farmer’s dog, and the cat encounters a lynx. In the movie   
a bear is only ran away from and not fought. Also the DOGS fight a lynx instead of the cat.
  In the movie, the cat is washed off of a waterfall and taken care of by an old man.  In the book, the cat is washed down the river and found and taken care of by a little girl.  Another is that, in the movie, the pets look for their lost companions by putting signs up all around town.  Yet, in the book, the kids are barely in the story at all.  In the book, a man named John takes care of the animals when the kids can’t.  In the movie, the pets are dropped off at a lady’s ranch and lost by the man who runs the ranch while the lady is gone.
  The moral (theme) in the stories are quite similar to each other.  I think that it is, hard times still have good parts to them, if you don’t quit and lose hope.  And also, it is better to go through rough times with friends, even if you don’t exactly get along with them.  Just like the cat and the bull terrier learned in the movie.
  So yes, the book and movie, “The Incredible Journey” can seem very different, but both of them can still be enjoyable.  I personally liked the movie better because the animals can talk in it and that makes it seem a bit more funny with their comments on each others antics and mistakes.  One of the good things about the book is that the animals are all good friends, so it is kind of nice to not see so many arguments and disliking of each other that the movie has.  I would say that you can watch or read either the story, but this will give you a bit of a head start for when you choose. 
THE END!!!

Weird Verse....hmmm...

 For all the tables are full of filthy VOMIT, without a single clean place.   Isaiah 28:8

Comic Categories

  Me and my friends have come up with many types of comics. Each one has it's own category.

"Larry and Lenny" is basic comedy
"Mushrooms" is a lot of repeated comedy
There is "Dr. Dude and Mr. Mad" which is pure violence
We have "The Chronicles of Midge" and it's life and adventure [I'll explain the last part of the name later]
And there's "Larry Fish-cans"which is a fantasy adventure

  Yes there are many, many comics yet to be posted!  :]

Lame Man Healed

Lame Man Healed
 20 A.d.   3:00

   My friends had just dropped me off at the gate, Beautiful Gate, like they did usually. Once they left I started to ask people for money. Three men had just given me a small amount when two tall, strong looking men came towards the gate were I was. I asked them for money like I did everyone. They just stared at me like I was a talking goat. I expected to get something from them but they said they didn’t have any money. Then they told me to get up and go away. I was about to yell at them for not noticing I was a cripple and telling me to get lost but then one of them pulled me up and my legs became strong. Then I did a jig. This was the best day of my life and a fresh start!

Get Out of Jail Free

My First COLOR COMIC

This [as it says above] is my first color comic

This comic strip is from my "Mushrooms" series.  Mushrooms is the yellow guy with buckteeth.  The little dude that looks like a burned hot dog with arms and legs is Mushroom's best friend Speck.

This comic series is just one of those things I do when I'm board.  My friends also make their own Mushrooms comics.  We all came up this series together.

I hope you like the strip.

Da Book My Dad Got Me

We went to Nepal this last week.  On the airplane my dad gave me a Calvin & Hobbes book I had been wanting for a while.  It's title was "It's a Magical World".  I read half of it on the airplane trip and by the next morning I had finished it.  That was about the time it dawned on me that this was the last Calvin & Hobbes book that I had not read.

So now I'm looking for a new comic series to read.

So far I have three choices. "Peanuts","Garfield", and "Foxtrot".  I've been having some trouble deciding.

[To be honest with you, a lot of comics don't make much sense to me.]

Bad Haircut

 My dad took me to get a haircut yesterday.  It looks horrible, and so now my dad wants to give me another haircut to make it look better.  I told him my limit for haircuts is one per month and I should just wear a pillow case over my head until it grows back.  I still do not know if I AM going to get another haircut.  I don't want to take the risk of being humiliated.  SOS! SOS!  HELP ME!

Dare Contest

  Today me and my mom had a dare contest. Dare contest rules are simple. You take turns daring each other and the first one to refuse is the looser. My mom went first.  She dared me to lick the floor.  So I washed a part of the floor and licked it.

  It was my turn, now. I  dared Mom to brush her hair for a minute and a half.
This turned out to be a very lame dare. My mom completed the wimpy dare and that was that.

  It was now her turn and she was getting dirty!  She dared me to take a shower
with all my clothes on except my socks. Once I finished, I changed my soggy clothes and decided my dare.

  I wasn't ready to get mean just yet, so I dared her to dance with my tiger Hobbes to a three minute long song.She did gracefully and we are now taking a break and who knows how long this contest will go on for.

Cookies

These are some cookies me and my mom made.  There were chocolate chips, cashew nuts, and m&ms in them.                         And they were RAD!!!!!!

Homemade shelf

  We just moved. A few days ago when we were almost finished unpacking my dad said “I’m tired of that box full of movies being there.”, so he decided to build a shelf for them. We have been watching someone’s movies for them and, well, let’s just say they have a lot of movies.

My Jungle Safari

 Deep in the Micah's-House Jungle I ventured and saw a mysterious creature. The Tiger-sloth!

I also the rare Banana-Monkey!!!

I saw two pals,

and a hungry snake.

poor mouse...

GONE

  Well, this summer most of my friends are gone. America.
So I'll be spending a lot of time at home with Ma and Pa.  I'm board often and spend too much time on the computer.  I'm trying to stop all the computer playing and do some creative playing, but it's hard to do that when most of my friends are on the other side of the planet.  It all ways seems like people are having a blast with out me. I feel that way when I read other peoples' blogs because they write about all of their fun and excitement.
So you're not missing anything.

Dogs by me

 one day i ran in to a guy so rad, awesome,and handsome. it turned out to be a mirror though. then i ran into a dog. this time it was not a mirror, thankfully. the dog sniffed me and apparently smelled the beef jerky and trampled me. i ran away from the dog. while i was running more dogs started chasing me after they got a smell of my snack.  eventually  i ran into a junk yard and met some more fierce dogs. i think i’ll just skip to when i got out of the E.R., ok? my mom took me home and i told her about the dogs and the mirror and my snack. she told me to just get some rest. when i was asleep i had   a dream i died.
                                                        THE END

My Pillow Sam

 Today I wanted my mom to play Monopoly with me. She said she didn't want to. I got out Brownie and had HIM ask my mom to play with me. My mom said Brownie should play with me but Brownie didn't know how to play Monopoly.

 Mom said I should play Monopoly with my other stuffed animals but sadly they all were in a box that was covered in tons of bags [ ,a lot of people are staying with us right now]. So I just drew a face on a piece of paper, taped it on a pillow, named the pillow Sam, and played monopoly with HIM. Eventually I gave up because it was too depressing playing Monopoly with a pillow. Plus, Sam was winning so that only added on to the depression.

 So, I signed the box for Sam, put the game away, and wrote about me getting beat by a pillow in Monopoly on my blog.
Well, Life is Good...

Brownie's Sweater Vest

My friend made this as my Christmas present.

Monkey Business

 It's amazing what we can see out our balcony. Just now me and my friend saw about five monkeys. At the moment we were having crackers and cheese so I threw a cracker with a bite in it down and a monkey heard it hit the ground. He went to where the cracker hit the ground but started eating a piece of trash instead. Then he saw the cracker and took it. After that a pig came and I guess he smelled the cracker so he came closer to the monkeys, but a monkey started chasing him and the pig was off. I'll bet the pig wished the one HUGE pig was at his side to protect him. Look at my "The Pigs Next Door" blog post to see the HUGE pig. :]

The True Meaning of Smek Day [a book report by me]

  Gratuity Tucci is an ordinary girl who just so happens to have her mom get abducted by aliens.  These aliens [called the Boov] decide to claim Earth as their own and send everyone to Florida.  Gratuity meets a friendly Boov named J.lo on her way who joins her on her trip.  Gratuity, J.lo, and Pig [Gratuity's cat] get shot at, go to an amusement park, find a group of boys under a castle, and fight another alien race called the Gorg, that the Boov get unlucky with while trying to find Gratuity's mom. They amazingly beat the Gorg, the Boov leave, and Earth is left alone.

                                                                   ....and J.lo stays.

The Knight Who Had No One to Fight By Me

Once upon a time there was a brave, brave knight. So brave he would fight 3 dragons at once, or 10 ogres at once, or 12 cyclopes at once. The knight only had one problem: he could not find any dragons, ogres, or cyclopes any where in the kingdom. So one day the knight went to his king and said: "O, king, I am tired of waiting for an opponent. So, with your Majesty's permission, I will go to the mountains, swamp lands ,and valleys seeking dragons, ogres ,and cyclops." The wise King knew all knights need some thing to fight. Fighting is just what they do. "Okay," said the King "but you are my best knight. I can not lose you to some monster. So you must pick one soldier to go with you, okay?" "Yes, your Majesty." said the brave knight, but the knight just got on his horse and left without a soldier, because he thought he was good enough to survive, but he got killed because he did not take the king's advise.

Goa

Have you ever been to Goa? Goa is in south west India with a beach and plenty of sand. We go to Goa every year for a conference. At least the parents do. We kids just tag along and go to some class that this year had not enough time put into the planing.
We go to Goa in January when the weather is good and and take a break from Delhi which around January is just another ice cube in the freezing world. If we went to Goa in the summer we would all die of heat stroke if we tried to walk to the beach, and even if we did make it to the beach we would melt on the sand.

Every time we go to Goa some one brings a soccer ball to the beach and we all have a huge soccer game. These soccer games only occur once or twice a year so these games are the high light of being at Goa.

During a game every one playing just wants to take a break from kicking a ball at a bottle in the middle of the beach that is smaller than it looks and go jump into the waves and put out their burning clothes.

So I guess I should tell you about last year's game. The score was zero all and our team was near the other team's soda bottle-goal. Some one passed to me and I took the shot. Seeing that bottle on it's side might have been the best part of the trip.

....Well, for our team.