One day Micah Z Awesome was walking to his Grandpa’s Cold Stone . It was a lovely day. Not a cloud in the sky, or maybe there was. Yes! Or WAS it a cloud? Not, it was SMOKE!
“A FIRE!” said Micah with a bold expression.
He jumped onto a radical Harley with orange flames on the side and roared away. When he got to the fire he discovered it was coming from the bank. He then drove the Harley towards a near-by fire hydrant. Jumping away at the last second he saw an explosion of water blast out of the ground.
Once the fire was out, Micah entered the burned up bank. “Hello? Is anyone there?” Micah called into the building. Two red dots appeared out of the darkness. “Hello?” said Micah, waiting for a response.
Then he heard a Clang... Clang... Clang... With each clang the conspicuous blood-red dots were coming closer and closer. A deep robotic voice said, “We are the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots.” With that, more eyes appeared. “You go from whence you came!” Said the robotic voice. Then a metal claw came out of the black.
BAM!
Micah flew across the street and into a coffee shop. “Can I help you?” Asked the cashier.
Micah picked himself up off the cash register and said, “No, thank you.” As he ran out of the still swinging door.
Scanning the street, he saw two robots running into an alley. “Hmmm...” said Micah, rubbing his head where the robot had hit him. He pulled out his shot gun. “There’s work to be done,” he mumbled to himself.
People ran out of a shoe store screaming and soon were followed by more Bone-Crushing Mega-Techno Bots.
The monsters were horrifyingly scary. With their eyes and the yellow fangs, why, they had the face of evil. Micah aimed his shot gun at one of the robot’s heads.
Blam! The machine fell with a hole in his head.
“Got one!” said Micah.
The other robot looked at his defeated comrade. Then he looked at Micah and charged at him like a bull. Micah screamed as he ran for his life. Peeking out from a trashcan Micah Z Awesome spied the stupidly searching Bone-Crushing Mega-Techno Bot.
Once it left, Micah thought to himself. “Maybe I could have shot him... Oh, well.” He pulled out his World Wide Walkie Talkie. “Come in, Artsy-Fartsy. Do you read me? This is Whipper Snapper. Repeat: Do you read me?”
Somewhere in Mexico two legendary warriors, Kevin Z Cool and Sawyer Z Rad had just laid waste to a Tootsie Roll factory.
“I can’t believe how long the ostriches lasted,” Said Kevin.
“Same here,” said Sawyer with a small chuckle.
Kevin heard the small cry from his World Wide Walkie Talkie. He answered, “I read you, Whipper Snapper. Loud and clear.”
“Good,” said Micah. “I need you guys to come and help me kill off an army of Psychotic, Bone-Crushing Mega-Techno Bots.”
“Ummm... Okay, we’ll be right over.” With that, Kevin put away his World Wide Walkie Talkie and turned to Sawyer. “We have to help Micah again.” said Kevin as he pushed a button on his mechanical arm. (Kevin had his arm cut off when Sawyer had driven a steam-roller in his sleep.) Two red Starfighters flew up and the warriors hopped in.
At that moment Micah was using a catapult to hurtle bowling balls at the robots, who were slowly advancing towards our hero.
“Darn it, they have a Turbo-Plasma Cannon!” murmured Micah
The inside of the cannon glowed green and hummed.
“Uh-oh...” whispered Micah.
It fired and Micah dove out of the way of the green ball of smoking slime. It annihilated the catapult of Micah’s with a loud “Scla-Zammy!!!” which was the oddest explosion Micah had ever heard. The Robots emerged from their herd and formed a semi-circle around Micah who had his back against a wall.
The deep voice came from one of the robots. “You are a nuisance. Prepare for DEATH!”
Micah pulled out his machete that he got when he blew up the Statue of Liberty’s head. Then a red Space-Craft crashed into all the robots in a quarter of a second. All of them except the deep voiced one who ran off after the crash. Micah looked to his left and saw Sawyer on the ground waving.
Kevin landed his ship. “Why do you guys always do that?” he asked. “You don’t have to crash into them.”
Sawyer and Micah shrugged lazily.
“So, where are these The Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots you told me about?” asked Kevin.
“Everywhere,” replied Micah “ except here, I guess.”
“Well, let’s go get ‘em,” chimed in Sawyer.
The three looked at each other.
Micah grinned, “Let’s suit up.”
Sawyer pressed a button on his collar and his clothes turned into a scuba-diving outfit. Kevin pushed a button on his arm and it turned into a buzz saw. Micah went behind some bushes and put on his lucky underpants. Kevin and Sawyer gave Micah a weird look.
“It makes me confident!” he angrily explained for the hundredth time. He emerged from the bushes with his machine gun. “I’m ready,” he said.
“Okay, guys,” said Sawyer, “Just like on Easter Island, right? Same plan, right?”
“Right!” said Micah, “Minus the penguins”
Sawyer laughed, “Of course!”
Kevin added, “and the jet-skis.”
Micah and Kevin were behind a dumpster. Robots were leading a few captured people off to that alley. Micah and Kevin jumped out at them, gun firing and saw spinning. Slaying the robots was not an easy thing to do but after receiving multiple bangs and bruises, the legends were able to free the captives. Kevin was just putting a few dents into a Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bot when he was caught from behind and thrown at a wall. Micah had to reload frequently to keep the robots away.
Meanwhile, Sawyer was swimming in the sewer, trying to find the right manhole. When he was sure he had found it he pushed up on the heavy plate to find Micah and Kevin struggling to fend off all the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots. Then Sawyer pulled out his gun and shot the machines one by one.
Then one robot yelled, “All robots retreat!” and they all ran away.
“We have to follow them,” Sawyer said as he helped Micah and Kevin up.
So they followed the robots at a safe distance. Running through every alley and street, the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots didn’t even notice our heroes.
“Why don’t we just attack these things?” whispered Kevin.
“Because,” said Micah, “they might lead us to their base or HQ or whatever hideout they have.”
Finally the robots entered an alley and went into an old warehouse. When the three legends saw that the coast was clear they too ran into the alley and up to the door to the warehouse.
“Darn,” said Sawyer in a disappointed voice, “the door has a pass code.”
The three stared at each other, then burst out laughing. With that, Kevin turned his arm into a Nitro Spitter and shot through the door. Sawyer and Micah pulled out their guns and entered. When they were inside they saw an amazing sight: HUGE machines building the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots. Micah, Sawyer, and Kevin scanned the premises and spotted someone in the shadows, and he was laughing an evil laugh. “Ha ha ha! Do you REALLY think you can stop me?!”
“Uh, yeah. That’s why we’re here,” retorted Sawyer.
“Oh, good point...” said the figure, “...But you can’t stop me! I’m too AWESOME!!!”
“You’re not Awesome, I’m Awesome,” explained Micah, “It’s my title.”
“Yeah, and I’m Cool,” announced Kevin.
“And I’m Rad!” said Sawyer triumphantly.
“You guys are a lardo group of chubby morons!!!” screamed the shadow.
“That’s it!” yelled Kevin and he threw a pipe at the figure’s head.
BAP!
“OW! Grrr... ROBOTS, PREPARE FOR ATTACK!!!”
Then Bone Crushing M ega-Techno-Bots stumbled out of the steaming machines!
“Uh-oh,” said Kevin and he pressed a button on his arm and turned it into a sword. Sawyer and Micah got out their swords too.
“Let’s kill,” said Sawyer.
Micah looked at all the enemies, “This will not end well,” he said
“I agree,” said Kevin.
“HA!” said the man in the shadows as he emerged from his corner. The three feasted their eyes on a small, bald man, with a thin mustache, and a fat nose. “If I may,” he said “I am Dr. P.A. Patootie”
The three legends stared at each other then exploded with laughter.
The angry Doctor whispered “Why?” They continued to laugh. “ATTACK!!!!” screamed the Dr. P.A. Patootie.
The robots did as they were told and started running at them. The Warriors jumped at the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots, yelling and swinging their blades. The Doctor watched the battle from his personal platform and saw his robots get parts of them cut off. He growled, walked up to a panel and pushed a big red button. Then there was a rumble and the building shook.
“What just happened?” Micah asked.
Sawyer looked out a window when no robots were near by. He saw a propeller on the side of the building and that the buildings below looked like tiny boxes. He shouted, “We’re in the air!”
“What?!” Micah yelled.
Kevin sliced a robot’s head off, “So we’re trapped,” he said in a worried voice.
“Yup!” said Dr. P.A. Patootie happily. “Ha! I’m cool and you’re not!” he sang as he shook his butt.
The Doctor continued to dance and the three friends continued to fight, unchanged by his taunts. This made the Doctor angry. He frowned, pulled out a sword, and jumped over the ledge of his platform. Micah, Sawyer, and Kevin were unaware that the Dr. P.A. Patootie was six feet above their heads. That is until he screamed: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!”
Kevin whipped his blade up and stopped the maniac’s sword. “I’ll handle him,” he said and battled him up the stairs and back onto the platform.
Meanwhile, Sawyer and Micah were fighting with all of their might.
The Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots were good.
“I hope Kevin hurries up,” said Micah stressfully.
Kevin was trying his best to hurry up but the evil Doctor was just as good as him. Dr. P.A. Patootie pushed Kevin to a window and Kevin climbed out and onto the roof. They chopped through pipes and antennae. The Doctor was beginning to overwhelm Kevin, AND Kevin was being pushed towards one of the propellers. Kevin then pushed a button on his robotic arm and it turned into a jet booster. Next he blasted off right before Dr. P.A. Patootie could slice him in half. Kevin flew over the horizon and the Doctor threw a fit.
Sawyer saw Kevin through the window as he soared away. “H-he’s gone!” Sawyer exclaimed, “He just LEFT us!”
But Kevin had something else in mind. 50,000 miles away, Kevin entered a dark room. He heard nothing.
It was quiet.
Then a voice said, “Hello... Kevin Z Cool...”
Kevin chuckled, “Toshi.”
Back at the floating warehouse, Micah and Sawyer were cornered by all the robots. Sawyer had used all of his granades and launched all of his turkey heads. Micah had thrown all of his Molotov Cocktails and was all out of ammo for his Hammer Gun. All they had left was and atom bomb.
“I guess that this is the end...,” said Micah gloomily as he got ready to start the timer.
Then everyone heard a loud “BOOM-Y!!!” and looked at the wall. There was a huge hole in the concrete wall. In the hole stood Kevin, and next to him was the legendary Toshi the Terrific. Toshi was tall, thin but strong, and had the coolest afro on the planet. (Toshi’s nickname was “The Two T’s”. To his enemies he was “The Tooties”. Toshi does not approve.)
Sawyer and Micah just stood in awe.
“It’s him,” whispered Micah
“I can’t believe I’m looking at TOSHI!” said Sawyer.
“Yeah- ...Wait.” said Micah, “Isn’t he your brother?”
Sawyer looked at Micah, “Well, yeah, but he was in Belgium.”
Micah paused, “Oh...”
Toshi raised his gun and shot nitro bullets at the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots. Micah and Sawyer cheered and began hitting robots with pipes.
One robot yelled, “Open fire!”
Micah was shocked, “Oh, NO!!!”
The robots shot needle like bullets out of their bellybuttons. Toshi deflected some of them with his afro. The other guys hid behind stuff and shot at the robots.
Dr P.A. Patootie ran down the stairs and saw the scene. He had to do something. So he rolled a Jumbo-BigBoy Grenade at them and laughed his crazy laugh! When it went off the four were blown back.
When Micah picked himself off the ground he looked up and saw Toshi, on the ground, drooling and unconscious. He also saw Kevin, giving Sawyer CPR who was also unconscious. Kevin got Sawyer to wake up but when Sawyer said “ Hats-way hat-tay hicken-cay ake-cay?” which was Pig-Latin, Kevin decided that Sawyer just needed to rest and joined Micah and cowered in a corner. This was an old technique to add suspense to a fight.
The lunatic Doctor approached with what Psychotic Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots he had left.
“Oh-no! What are going to do?!?!” said Kevin dramatically.
“I think that’s enough suspense,” Micah said with a nod.
“Got it,” approved Kevin as he popped a sword out of his arm.
Next Micah charged through the thick wall of Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots. He then got his sword out of a wall and turned around to see Dr. P.A. Patootie with HIS sword. He looked angrier and crazier than ever! Then he attacked Micah. So as Kevin fought the robots, Micah took on the Doctor.
Their blades clashed as they dueled throughout the warehouse. They knocked over boxes, tables, buckets, and vending machines. It was a great battle, but they were getting closer to the hole in the wall that Toshi and Kevin made. Micah didn’t notice. At that moment Toshi came to and noticed what the Doctor was doing.
Before Toshi could say a word, Patootie smiled and said, “See ya’ fool!!!” Then he pushed Micah out, sending him falling 10,000 feet!
Toshi threw a brick at the lunatic Doctor, knocking him out, and dove out to save his friend. Once he grabbed Micah’s hand he pulled a parachute out of his afro and they floated down.
“Th-thanks...,” said Micah still in shock.
“Don’t thank me yet,” said Toshi, “We aren’t on the ground yet.” This almost scared Micah to death.
Back in the floating warehouse, Kevin and Sawyer (who was speaking perfect english again,) were both captured by the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots.
“Well, this stinks,” said Sawyer gloomily.
“Take them away,” ordered Dr. P.A. Patootie, “and lock them up for good!”
The robots started leading them off to the cells. Then Sawyer saw the atom-bomb a ways away and his face lit up. Then Kevin saw it too and he and Sawyer exchanged sneaky looks.
Kevin pointed to the ceiling and said to the robots “Look! It’s a.... flying monkey-boy!”
They all looked and then as Sawyer dashed for the bomb, Kevin pumped them full of lead with a Lead Pumper. Sawyer ran and dove dramatically and hit the timer. It read 35 seconds. Then the two ran for the hole.
“How do we ever get captured when you have that robotic arm?” asked Sawyer.
Then Sawyer was grabbed from behind by his collar. It was Dr. P.A. Patootie!
He said “Did you REALLY think you can stop me?!?!” Then Sawyer Took a spoon and shoved it in the Doctor’s bloodshot eye. The Doctor screamed: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHURGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!”
Sawyer announced, “Yes, we did,” and then he and Kevin jumped out. After 20 seconds of free-fall, they looked up and saw the floating fort explode with a loud “POOTSIE!!!” Kevin deployed his parachute and grabbed Sawyer. They floated down much like Micah and Toshi did.
Then Kevin said, “That was like an awesome version of ‘Up’.”
When back on land, Sawyer and Kevin found a snapped parachute on the ground near the city dump. They found out it was Toshi’s. After all, it DID have his logo on it. So they set out on a search in the dump for the two missing legends. Once Kevin found Micah in a dumpster, he called to Sawyer, “I found him!”.
Sawyer excitedly got out of the vending machine and looked in the dumpster. When he saw Micah his smile vanished. “Is he okay?” he asked.
“More or less,” said Kevin as he poked Micah with a stick.
Micah made a noise that sounded a bit like a cross between a hyena and a kid that’s eating soup that’s gone bad.
“He’s okay,” said Kevin, “I think.”
THE END
Is Micah okay?
Where is Toshi?
And what does the next adventure hold?
Find out next time in the next MICAH Z AWESOME!!!
“A FIRE!” said Micah with a bold expression.
He jumped onto a radical Harley with orange flames on the side and roared away. When he got to the fire he discovered it was coming from the bank. He then drove the Harley towards a near-by fire hydrant. Jumping away at the last second he saw an explosion of water blast out of the ground.
Once the fire was out, Micah entered the burned up bank. “Hello? Is anyone there?” Micah called into the building. Two red dots appeared out of the darkness. “Hello?” said Micah, waiting for a response.
Then he heard a Clang... Clang... Clang... With each clang the conspicuous blood-red dots were coming closer and closer. A deep robotic voice said, “We are the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots.” With that, more eyes appeared. “You go from whence you came!” Said the robotic voice. Then a metal claw came out of the black.
BAM!
Micah flew across the street and into a coffee shop. “Can I help you?” Asked the cashier.
Micah picked himself up off the cash register and said, “No, thank you.” As he ran out of the still swinging door.
Scanning the street, he saw two robots running into an alley. “Hmmm...” said Micah, rubbing his head where the robot had hit him. He pulled out his shot gun. “There’s work to be done,” he mumbled to himself.
People ran out of a shoe store screaming and soon were followed by more Bone-Crushing Mega-Techno Bots.
The monsters were horrifyingly scary. With their eyes and the yellow fangs, why, they had the face of evil. Micah aimed his shot gun at one of the robot’s heads.
Blam! The machine fell with a hole in his head.
“Got one!” said Micah.
The other robot looked at his defeated comrade. Then he looked at Micah and charged at him like a bull. Micah screamed as he ran for his life. Peeking out from a trashcan Micah Z Awesome spied the stupidly searching Bone-Crushing Mega-Techno Bot.
Once it left, Micah thought to himself. “Maybe I could have shot him... Oh, well.” He pulled out his World Wide Walkie Talkie. “Come in, Artsy-Fartsy. Do you read me? This is Whipper Snapper. Repeat: Do you read me?”
Somewhere in Mexico two legendary warriors, Kevin Z Cool and Sawyer Z Rad had just laid waste to a Tootsie Roll factory.
“I can’t believe how long the ostriches lasted,” Said Kevin.
“Same here,” said Sawyer with a small chuckle.
Kevin heard the small cry from his World Wide Walkie Talkie. He answered, “I read you, Whipper Snapper. Loud and clear.”
“Good,” said Micah. “I need you guys to come and help me kill off an army of Psychotic, Bone-Crushing Mega-Techno Bots.”
“Ummm... Okay, we’ll be right over.” With that, Kevin put away his World Wide Walkie Talkie and turned to Sawyer. “We have to help Micah again.” said Kevin as he pushed a button on his mechanical arm. (Kevin had his arm cut off when Sawyer had driven a steam-roller in his sleep.) Two red Starfighters flew up and the warriors hopped in.
At that moment Micah was using a catapult to hurtle bowling balls at the robots, who were slowly advancing towards our hero.
“Darn it, they have a Turbo-Plasma Cannon!” murmured Micah
The inside of the cannon glowed green and hummed.
“Uh-oh...” whispered Micah.
It fired and Micah dove out of the way of the green ball of smoking slime. It annihilated the catapult of Micah’s with a loud “Scla-Zammy!!!” which was the oddest explosion Micah had ever heard. The Robots emerged from their herd and formed a semi-circle around Micah who had his back against a wall.
The deep voice came from one of the robots. “You are a nuisance. Prepare for DEATH!”
Micah pulled out his machete that he got when he blew up the Statue of Liberty’s head. Then a red Space-Craft crashed into all the robots in a quarter of a second. All of them except the deep voiced one who ran off after the crash. Micah looked to his left and saw Sawyer on the ground waving.
Kevin landed his ship. “Why do you guys always do that?” he asked. “You don’t have to crash into them.”
Sawyer and Micah shrugged lazily.
“So, where are these The Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots you told me about?” asked Kevin.
“Everywhere,” replied Micah “ except here, I guess.”
“Well, let’s go get ‘em,” chimed in Sawyer.
The three looked at each other.
Micah grinned, “Let’s suit up.”
Sawyer pressed a button on his collar and his clothes turned into a scuba-diving outfit. Kevin pushed a button on his arm and it turned into a buzz saw. Micah went behind some bushes and put on his lucky underpants. Kevin and Sawyer gave Micah a weird look.
“It makes me confident!” he angrily explained for the hundredth time. He emerged from the bushes with his machine gun. “I’m ready,” he said.
“Okay, guys,” said Sawyer, “Just like on Easter Island, right? Same plan, right?”
“Right!” said Micah, “Minus the penguins”
Sawyer laughed, “Of course!”
Kevin added, “and the jet-skis.”
Micah and Kevin were behind a dumpster. Robots were leading a few captured people off to that alley. Micah and Kevin jumped out at them, gun firing and saw spinning. Slaying the robots was not an easy thing to do but after receiving multiple bangs and bruises, the legends were able to free the captives. Kevin was just putting a few dents into a Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bot when he was caught from behind and thrown at a wall. Micah had to reload frequently to keep the robots away.
Meanwhile, Sawyer was swimming in the sewer, trying to find the right manhole. When he was sure he had found it he pushed up on the heavy plate to find Micah and Kevin struggling to fend off all the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots. Then Sawyer pulled out his gun and shot the machines one by one.
Then one robot yelled, “All robots retreat!” and they all ran away.
“We have to follow them,” Sawyer said as he helped Micah and Kevin up.
So they followed the robots at a safe distance. Running through every alley and street, the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots didn’t even notice our heroes.
“Why don’t we just attack these things?” whispered Kevin.
“Because,” said Micah, “they might lead us to their base or HQ or whatever hideout they have.”
Finally the robots entered an alley and went into an old warehouse. When the three legends saw that the coast was clear they too ran into the alley and up to the door to the warehouse.
“Darn,” said Sawyer in a disappointed voice, “the door has a pass code.”
The three stared at each other, then burst out laughing. With that, Kevin turned his arm into a Nitro Spitter and shot through the door. Sawyer and Micah pulled out their guns and entered. When they were inside they saw an amazing sight: HUGE machines building the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots. Micah, Sawyer, and Kevin scanned the premises and spotted someone in the shadows, and he was laughing an evil laugh. “Ha ha ha! Do you REALLY think you can stop me?!”
“Uh, yeah. That’s why we’re here,” retorted Sawyer.
“Oh, good point...” said the figure, “...But you can’t stop me! I’m too AWESOME!!!”
“You’re not Awesome, I’m Awesome,” explained Micah, “It’s my title.”
“Yeah, and I’m Cool,” announced Kevin.
“And I’m Rad!” said Sawyer triumphantly.
“You guys are a lardo group of chubby morons!!!” screamed the shadow.
“That’s it!” yelled Kevin and he threw a pipe at the figure’s head.
BAP!
“OW! Grrr... ROBOTS, PREPARE FOR ATTACK!!!”
Then Bone Crushing M ega-Techno-Bots stumbled out of the steaming machines!
“Uh-oh,” said Kevin and he pressed a button on his arm and turned it into a sword. Sawyer and Micah got out their swords too.
“Let’s kill,” said Sawyer.
Micah looked at all the enemies, “This will not end well,” he said
“I agree,” said Kevin.
“HA!” said the man in the shadows as he emerged from his corner. The three feasted their eyes on a small, bald man, with a thin mustache, and a fat nose. “If I may,” he said “I am Dr. P.A. Patootie”
The three legends stared at each other then exploded with laughter.
The angry Doctor whispered “Why?” They continued to laugh. “ATTACK!!!!” screamed the Dr. P.A. Patootie.
The robots did as they were told and started running at them. The Warriors jumped at the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots, yelling and swinging their blades. The Doctor watched the battle from his personal platform and saw his robots get parts of them cut off. He growled, walked up to a panel and pushed a big red button. Then there was a rumble and the building shook.
“What just happened?” Micah asked.
Sawyer looked out a window when no robots were near by. He saw a propeller on the side of the building and that the buildings below looked like tiny boxes. He shouted, “We’re in the air!”
“What?!” Micah yelled.
Kevin sliced a robot’s head off, “So we’re trapped,” he said in a worried voice.
“Yup!” said Dr. P.A. Patootie happily. “Ha! I’m cool and you’re not!” he sang as he shook his butt.
The Doctor continued to dance and the three friends continued to fight, unchanged by his taunts. This made the Doctor angry. He frowned, pulled out a sword, and jumped over the ledge of his platform. Micah, Sawyer, and Kevin were unaware that the Dr. P.A. Patootie was six feet above their heads. That is until he screamed: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!”
Kevin whipped his blade up and stopped the maniac’s sword. “I’ll handle him,” he said and battled him up the stairs and back onto the platform.
Meanwhile, Sawyer and Micah were fighting with all of their might.
The Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots were good.
“I hope Kevin hurries up,” said Micah stressfully.
Kevin was trying his best to hurry up but the evil Doctor was just as good as him. Dr. P.A. Patootie pushed Kevin to a window and Kevin climbed out and onto the roof. They chopped through pipes and antennae. The Doctor was beginning to overwhelm Kevin, AND Kevin was being pushed towards one of the propellers. Kevin then pushed a button on his robotic arm and it turned into a jet booster. Next he blasted off right before Dr. P.A. Patootie could slice him in half. Kevin flew over the horizon and the Doctor threw a fit.
Sawyer saw Kevin through the window as he soared away. “H-he’s gone!” Sawyer exclaimed, “He just LEFT us!”
But Kevin had something else in mind. 50,000 miles away, Kevin entered a dark room. He heard nothing.
It was quiet.
Then a voice said, “Hello... Kevin Z Cool...”
Kevin chuckled, “Toshi.”
Back at the floating warehouse, Micah and Sawyer were cornered by all the robots. Sawyer had used all of his granades and launched all of his turkey heads. Micah had thrown all of his Molotov Cocktails and was all out of ammo for his Hammer Gun. All they had left was and atom bomb.
“I guess that this is the end...,” said Micah gloomily as he got ready to start the timer.
Then everyone heard a loud “BOOM-Y!!!” and looked at the wall. There was a huge hole in the concrete wall. In the hole stood Kevin, and next to him was the legendary Toshi the Terrific. Toshi was tall, thin but strong, and had the coolest afro on the planet. (Toshi’s nickname was “The Two T’s”. To his enemies he was “The Tooties”. Toshi does not approve.)
Sawyer and Micah just stood in awe.
“It’s him,” whispered Micah
“I can’t believe I’m looking at TOSHI!” said Sawyer.
“Yeah- ...Wait.” said Micah, “Isn’t he your brother?”
Sawyer looked at Micah, “Well, yeah, but he was in Belgium.”
Micah paused, “Oh...”
Toshi raised his gun and shot nitro bullets at the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots. Micah and Sawyer cheered and began hitting robots with pipes.
One robot yelled, “Open fire!”
Micah was shocked, “Oh, NO!!!”
The robots shot needle like bullets out of their bellybuttons. Toshi deflected some of them with his afro. The other guys hid behind stuff and shot at the robots.
Dr P.A. Patootie ran down the stairs and saw the scene. He had to do something. So he rolled a Jumbo-BigBoy Grenade at them and laughed his crazy laugh! When it went off the four were blown back.
When Micah picked himself off the ground he looked up and saw Toshi, on the ground, drooling and unconscious. He also saw Kevin, giving Sawyer CPR who was also unconscious. Kevin got Sawyer to wake up but when Sawyer said “ Hats-way hat-tay hicken-cay ake-cay?” which was Pig-Latin, Kevin decided that Sawyer just needed to rest and joined Micah and cowered in a corner. This was an old technique to add suspense to a fight.
The lunatic Doctor approached with what Psychotic Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots he had left.
“Oh-no! What are going to do?!?!” said Kevin dramatically.
“I think that’s enough suspense,” Micah said with a nod.
“Got it,” approved Kevin as he popped a sword out of his arm.
Next Micah charged through the thick wall of Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots. He then got his sword out of a wall and turned around to see Dr. P.A. Patootie with HIS sword. He looked angrier and crazier than ever! Then he attacked Micah. So as Kevin fought the robots, Micah took on the Doctor.
Their blades clashed as they dueled throughout the warehouse. They knocked over boxes, tables, buckets, and vending machines. It was a great battle, but they were getting closer to the hole in the wall that Toshi and Kevin made. Micah didn’t notice. At that moment Toshi came to and noticed what the Doctor was doing.
Before Toshi could say a word, Patootie smiled and said, “See ya’ fool!!!” Then he pushed Micah out, sending him falling 10,000 feet!
Toshi threw a brick at the lunatic Doctor, knocking him out, and dove out to save his friend. Once he grabbed Micah’s hand he pulled a parachute out of his afro and they floated down.
“Th-thanks...,” said Micah still in shock.
“Don’t thank me yet,” said Toshi, “We aren’t on the ground yet.” This almost scared Micah to death.
Back in the floating warehouse, Kevin and Sawyer (who was speaking perfect english again,) were both captured by the Bone Crushing Mega-Techno-Bots.
“Well, this stinks,” said Sawyer gloomily.
“Take them away,” ordered Dr. P.A. Patootie, “and lock them up for good!”
The robots started leading them off to the cells. Then Sawyer saw the atom-bomb a ways away and his face lit up. Then Kevin saw it too and he and Sawyer exchanged sneaky looks.
Kevin pointed to the ceiling and said to the robots “Look! It’s a.... flying monkey-boy!”
They all looked and then as Sawyer dashed for the bomb, Kevin pumped them full of lead with a Lead Pumper. Sawyer ran and dove dramatically and hit the timer. It read 35 seconds. Then the two ran for the hole.
“How do we ever get captured when you have that robotic arm?” asked Sawyer.
Then Sawyer was grabbed from behind by his collar. It was Dr. P.A. Patootie!
He said “Did you REALLY think you can stop me?!?!” Then Sawyer Took a spoon and shoved it in the Doctor’s bloodshot eye. The Doctor screamed: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHURGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!”
Sawyer announced, “Yes, we did,” and then he and Kevin jumped out. After 20 seconds of free-fall, they looked up and saw the floating fort explode with a loud “POOTSIE!!!” Kevin deployed his parachute and grabbed Sawyer. They floated down much like Micah and Toshi did.
Then Kevin said, “That was like an awesome version of ‘Up’.”
When back on land, Sawyer and Kevin found a snapped parachute on the ground near the city dump. They found out it was Toshi’s. After all, it DID have his logo on it. So they set out on a search in the dump for the two missing legends. Once Kevin found Micah in a dumpster, he called to Sawyer, “I found him!”.
Sawyer excitedly got out of the vending machine and looked in the dumpster. When he saw Micah his smile vanished. “Is he okay?” he asked.
“More or less,” said Kevin as he poked Micah with a stick.
Micah made a noise that sounded a bit like a cross between a hyena and a kid that’s eating soup that’s gone bad.
“He’s okay,” said Kevin, “I think.”
THE END
Is Micah okay?
Where is Toshi?
And what does the next adventure hold?
Find out next time in the next MICAH Z AWESOME!!!
Long story. I like it. Fun! You should publish some of the drawings you sent my dad.
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